He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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