I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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