booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
