She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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