Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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