This girl is more easily done than said...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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