I think I died a long time ago.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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