yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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