I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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