Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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