did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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