(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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