Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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