And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Randomize
