all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
