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I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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