Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I need to calm my uterus...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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