We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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