I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Sponge bath it is.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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