He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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