He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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