Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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