it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Houston, we have a blender
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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