Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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