why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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