You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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