I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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