It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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