Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
even my farts smell like vagina
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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