I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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