What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She needs sedatives and a leash
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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