Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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