In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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