Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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