found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Randomize
