You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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