he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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