I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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