I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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