just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
