Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
