the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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