So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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