David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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