What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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