yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Randomize
