ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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