last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
He felt like a one man threesome
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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