She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it hurts more in the daytime
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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