do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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