spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize