In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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