Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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