Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I looked at my own cervix.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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