Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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